sparkles - Trip World (Sunsoft - Game Boy - 1992)
people who like 7-eleven pizza are oppressed

Gift for all of you. Bless you.


Im gonna take 1000 benadryl and fuck my shadow self

(via xstatick)

  • guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
  • me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
  • world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]